futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

hip-hop-lifestyle:

you ever go to a party and realize you wasted a good outfit

Anonymous: when i saw arctic monkeys i got to the venue 5 hours early but no one was there yet so i walked around a bit and i saw alex eating a croissant 

alexmatttjamienick:

ihatealexturner:

What a wild story.

omg